Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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