honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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