your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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