what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
send nudes
from the living room?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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