OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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