God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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