What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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