ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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