NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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