No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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