My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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