I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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