I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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