so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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