matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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