Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Randomize
