used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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