This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize