i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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