I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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