I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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