nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
time to smoke my breakfast
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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