is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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