Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
So much rum. So many feels.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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