mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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