VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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