Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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