You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
How's work?
Spinning.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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