Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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