Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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