This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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