The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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