people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
