People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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