I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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