Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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