Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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