Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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