Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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