i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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