yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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