Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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