Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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