THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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