Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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