It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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