On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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