i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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