gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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