So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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