The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I want a musical about memes.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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