My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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