Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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