belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
