"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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