i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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