We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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